mydearmaleficent:

reginamillsyourqueenreplied to yourpost:♠

“I think you could do a little better, dear. You were clearly a bit sloppy.”

“You could have pushed me away at any time. You did not. Therefore, it was clearly up to your usual standards. I hope you do not want me to kiss you again.”

“I-” she cut off, wiping away the lipstick Maleficent had left on her. “I need to get another bottle of whiskey. Do you have any?”