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“Mother! Why are you flirting with Philip?”
“I did not need to you to tell me that,”
“Oh. Honey. I didn’t mean for you to hear that. Remember when you said that your grandmother was loosening up? I think she took that too far.”
Seriously?! And you wonder why I don’t have boyfriends… Who would ever bring someone home to this?!
“Apparently, your grandmother would just try to flirt with them. And, besides, I think it’s best if you don’t date anyway. You are still my baby girl.”

“Of…course not, dear. However, I will be concerned if you change your mind about Whale.”
“Thank you! But seriously, who cares who I end up with? You wouldn’t mind if I ended up with someone ‘low-class’ right?...