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“Mother! Why are you flirting with Philip?”
“I did not need to you to tell me that,”
“Oh. Honey. I didn’t mean for you to hear that. Remember when you said that your grandmother was loosening up? I think she took that too far.”
Seriously?! And you wonder why I don’t have boyfriends… Who would ever bring someone home to this?!
“Apparently, your grandmother would just try to flirt with them. And, besides, I think it’s best if you don’t date anyway. You are still my baby girl.”
That’s not what Grams thinks…she keeps trying to push me on people. Can you please tell her I AM NOT GOING TO MARRY WHALE! It’s getting really awkward…he’s so old.
“Oh, dear. I’ll have a chat with her..Whale knew your father…She just wants someone high class for you and she knows doctor’s are seen as high class here.”

“Of…course not, dear. However, I will be concerned if you change your mind about Whale.”
“Thank you! But seriously, who cares who I end up with? You wouldn’t mind if I ended up with someone ‘low-class’ right?...