the-prince-philip:

reginamills-yourqueen:

“Don’t lie, Philip. You still haven’t grown up.”

“Shut up… I’m grown up; I’m just playful; trust me it was worse… Why? What did you do while growing up? Killed Unicorns?”

“Well, I’m glad I didn’t know you when I was young. And, no. I did not kill unicorns. I never kill unicorns. I was innocent once.”