cursedseercassandra:

“Someone’s a little greedy today, uh? I don’t think you ever got the ‘exiled princess’ title, the moment I saw it available I had to take it for myself.”

“Oh, excuse me, my dear. I guess I haven’t gotten that one. So, I suppose nothing with ‘exiled’ in it either. I only collect titles akin to something such as 'pure as a unicorn’. You know, like Maleficent’s lovely pet.”