cursedseercassandra:

“No, no you didn’t. What can I say, one sees oportunities before anyone else and must seize them. Ah yes, I did hear of that… Never tried roasted unicorn, maybe one day… Anyway, yes that I noticed, why else would I call you a ball of sunshine and rainbows?”

“Hm…roasted unicorn? Wonder if that would be good in lasagna? But, yes, however; I would say I’m more of a cupcake of sunshine and rainbows actually.”