cursedseercassandra:

“Well, then I’ll make sure I keep an eye out for wild unicorns next time I go to the forest to practice archery, you might just find yourself with a fresh unicorn to cook. Ah, technicalities; now keep doing that and you’ll make me go out of business, and you wouldn’t want that… Would you?”

“I think Maleficent could do without her precious unicorn. It’s not like it’s ever done her any good. But, since it is Maleficent’s, I wonder, do you have to slay it too? Anyway, I think this cupcake is too flashy to taste good, dear. Don’t worry. I wouldn’t dare do that to a lovely ‘exiled bakery owner princess’. That just wouldn’t be very 'sunshine and rainbows’, would it?”