cursedseercassandra:

“I think her scales might just cringe upon hearing you speaking of her in such way, but what Maleficent doesn’t know… Of course she’s family to them, she greets them the same way last I heard, with a good fire to warm them up! Oh Regina, you know I can’t pass up a good challenge but what kind of friend would I be if I did not share it with you? Sharing is caring, my dear.”

“Oh, please, dear. Maleficent is quite like her unicorn in many ways. She’s a gentle beast. Oh, excuse me. That’s far too harsh. Beast is far to crass. She prefers Maleficent, yes. And, her fires truly are something to die for. They aren’t just you simple wood-burning fire. They are quite a treat. You almost feel as though the fire is surrounding your whole body, warming every inch of your body. And, oh. Of course. But, what kind of host would I be if I didn’t give you the first taste? It would just be inconsiderate.”